The Trip to California S.P.T adventure (by Darren)

Now everything was dark. The school bullies had stuffed me into my crammed locker, and they left me there to guilt me. My name is Darren, and I'm one of the top agents of S.P.T ( Shock Plama Team, with me, and my friends, Natalie and Chas, A.K.A Charles) Fortunately, I was really skinny, and then I fit perfectly in my locker. I quickly left by making a crowbar out of spare cardboard and really thick books. I was late for class. I'm in the 4th grade. I sit in the 15th seat and is number 5 in the whole classroom. We were all (Grade 4, a.k.a the Junior class) bored in spite of, well, boredom. we had to write down Math measuring units and really weird, confusing facts that even I couldn't figure out, until the teacher flipped the whole thing by these words:"Were going to California, class!", and THAT was what I've been waiting for for the past 3 months. Mrs. Rathboom hasn't given us a opportunity to get away from it all. " Were leaving tomorrow, so make sure you pack! our flight is at 1:00, and parent chaperons will be driving. Don't be late!" When I got Home I packed as quickly as I could and made a few comics to come along. I grabbed some S.P.T gear like rope, laser wrist blasters, and also maybe a metal detector.

And also, I get paid by the government ( like last week I took down the leader of the G.B.S (Giant Brakers, they have motorbikes, so don't get in the way)) 2000 dollars a week, so I bought a Nintendo 3Dsxlx, ( a super type of the 3Dsxl) a Wii, xbox50, (Isn't technology so advanced?) and a million games for at least every game console I have. Anyway, I kept packing and went to bed at 6:00. I made a few plans of how and where were going to go." Wait, where ARE we going?" I thought. I swallowed hard. I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT! So I quickly checked the ACCS website and it said nothing about the trip. "Aw, crud." I thought. I made a quick decision, go with the flow. So the next day, I went over to the airport in my car with Natalie and Chas. We made it there by 12:00 and got a few snacks and preparations for the flight. It turns out that were going on a first-class private jet because of me, Natalie, and Chas' money combined. We got everyone to the airport around twelve-thirty and ate breakfast. We got on the plane at twelve forty-five and arrived at California around 4:00. My uncle had agreed for everyone to stay at his house for until the time we go to the Disney paradise pier hotel, then we would come back to the house, then were going to the Legoland hotel, and come back again for 2 days, and then we were leaving. We were scheduled to 1 month in California. that was awesome. The bullies came along. That was bad. I directed a limo to come to the airport at exactly two minutes and forty-two seconds. So then we had time to pick up a few snacks and make a few things with my uncle and made a few deals with him. The limo arrived and we all climbed in. We headed to My uncle's house and went to the rooms so I could show everyone my uncle's house. They ended up playing 3 hours on my Wii playing Skylanders swap force and Skylanders comet world. The whole thing was really depressing, and I guess I have to go along with it, or else I'll be overcrowded. After 4 restless days eating Denny's, (Believe me, that was delicious) The most weirdest experience ever, and a retched bed at my uncle's house, Mrs.Rathboom said" Class, it's time to go to the Disney paradise pier! " " Well that was a big pushover!" one of the bullies said. They had been bullying me for days, and they seemed to enjoy that. " You complain, Complain to this!" I thought. I shot a temporarily disabling laser-taser. The countless bully had passed out for at least ten minutes. The Giant hotel was right in front of me, and that was extremely large with a pool and everything. Us kids went inside as fast as we could inside and made a big break for it. We were now in an air-conditioned, Disney taken, fancy hotel. We crowded into our rooms like bulldozers and all let out a OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I could tell that my classmates had been startled at a surprisingly high rate. We went outside of the hotel and explored the streets outside of the hotel, and we found a Lego store, a cariachters booth, and some restaurants and a make-your-own-car-place by buying the parts and putting the parts together like a really, giant, gassy worker ( No, seriously. I had to fight the S.M.E.L.L.Z. team ( A.k.a Stinky maniac eavesdropping lack lover zanrions (That means invaders).).). I used a big zip line to get to the pool after returning to the hotel. I bought a lot of Lego stuff such as Lego city, chima, Dino, and hero factory. I got a friction burn from the line and burned my hands, but luckily I cooled off in the pool. I got on the water slide and accidentally slipped before going down and landed in the water. Good thing I had my S.P.T water rebreather on. Whew. The bullies were pushing students off a 600 feet dive board. The bullies had made mechanical sharks that were swimming ferociously around the pool and kept chasing every human-sentient being that were diving into the pool helplessly. Then I shot another laser-taser at the bullies, and they passed out, diving off the board themselves. The sharks went after them, and then the helpless bullies woke up and swam like a chicken. " YAHHHHHHHHHH!" The bullies were screaming like crazy! I set them into the hot tub and then I timed the temperature by 79 degrees FAHRENHEIT! The bullies screamed so hard they left their clothes in the tub and ran out in their underwear!! The bullies had to spend the rest of the day in the ice fridge with super Celsius in the a cold storage. After, We went to eat Denny's (right when I thought we stopped eating it) And everyone had leftovers after dinner (especially the bullies because they had ordered xlllllllllllllll large dish for each of them, and Denny's was almost out of takeout tinfoil and packages after that. Anyway, we got a pass and went into Disney Adventure land the day after. The bullies had tricked themselves by going in a haunted house manor and came out crying like crazy. Then it turned out that there was a skylanders world section, and they had an undead manor and there was Night Shift that punched us backwards, and fright rider had us burrow underground and everyone freaked out because all the undead skylanders (especially Eye-brawl, Hex, and don't forget Grim Creeper in a cemetery that was outside the manor, but then Ghost-Roaster chases you chanting " Eat! Eat! Eat!" believe me, THAT was creepy) were coming out of nowhere with their weapons and they were attacking us. Then we all went to a mickey house and it was a shooting arcade with these laser-tag guns (I used my real photon lasers and then got 10,000,9,000, 600, 30, 1 points, and it was worth it, I got so many prizes today that I had to actually had to go back to the hotel and drop somethings off ( Like on ValenTIMES doomsday that a evil time traveling cupid shooting these love arrows at the people all over town and the whole land of Canada and then he tossed so many stall bombs I had to get rid of them, and then I took him down). Then the whole place shook with so many rumbles. Then a machine rose from the ground, and the bullies had created a robot, and he was crashing through the park really hard and then I just basically zapped it and S.P.T totally had to pay for the damage after the robot attacked, close to at least 40,0000 dollars within the whole park, including owning Disney Adventure land, total damage by the robot, and of course, paying for the doctors bill for the bullies bones. Then the whole class decided to go out for dinner in one of Disney Adventure land's top restaurants in the park.

Then we all ate a lot for that, and we had so many leftovers after THAT (See above). Then we went back to the hotel. The bullies had wanted to egg me, but they came with surprise, I wasn't there. I was eating a the downstairs half cafe'-breakfast-lunch-dinner place. Then the whole thing was egg, sausage, and a lot of totally delicious stuff to eat. Then we all filled into our rooms, and I had the best room with Natalie and Chas, and I had the best view, with my friends. After we all got into bed, I turned on the TV and there was a huge blowout sale on the street outside of the Paradise Pier hotel. So the next day I went out secretly with Natalie and Chas. I saw a few stuff like a Lego car building-race outside, and I was steaming like crazy (Warning: California is super hot, the pool is open all year-round because it's warm there always). I like hanging out with Natalie and Chas, but this was the best hang-out ever! We visited many places and bought a lot of stuff. We even stayed out late to see fireworks! That was AWESOME!!! Me, Chas, and Natalie hug-out until we were super tired, and we went out to eat. Natalie and Chas both preferred Big Dan's, so I stopped at Big Dan's and dropped a gold bar on the counter. Then us agents ordered. I ordered a Garlic Shrimp Famous Dish and that was pretty good, and they didn't forget the alfredo sauce, that's the best part! Then the whole dinner was paid for by our credit card as well. Then we made our way back to the hotel. That day was one day never to forget. Then after 5 days of Disney, we made way back to my uncles house. Then we went back to eating Denny's everyday. We had to set up my Wii again. Then we set off for Legoland. Then we parked and everyone trampled the teachers and then ran into Legoland. The teachers got up, just with broken glasses and a huge bend on the whole "Stay in your groups" thing. Us students had been looking at Lego, of course, and Legoland was HUGE! Then we went on all kinds of rides, and we went on the octopus ride where people from the outside shot water at you with these buttons. Then we went to the Lego theatre in the whole park, and then we watched awesome movies and favourites. Then it was awesome even MORE. Then we went to the water park. The bullies had been stealing the slide, and then I eventually had to get up there and use a S.P.T plasma go-go laser, and they went alright. Then all the other kids were able to go down the slide. Then the whole class dog-piled on the bullies when we got to the end of he slide. The bullies had been overwhelmed because they had been flatted like a overfilled burrito. Then we had hot dogs and hamburgers, and freezies for dessert. Then me, Natalie, and Chas had made a S.P.T ultimate dinner diner for 2 to dine for 2.50, and there's no tax! Then the whole class had to go back because the bullies had activated the fire alarm and then the whole park shut-down. Then we all went into the hotel. Then the bullies tried to egg me again, but this time, I had been lieing down on the bed, playing video games with Natalie and Chas. "Sup." I said. Then the whole bully team ran away because they didn't want the Lego company to sue them. Then the next day was really hectic. Everyone was running stuff, crashing down orders for home business, and a GIGANTIC food fight had broke out, and then everyone was throwing pizza, popcorn, ice cream, and not only food, but underwear. The everyone in the class was either running for their lives, or throwing food like crazy. I had a gatling gun and it shot french fry missiles, and egg bombs. The whole class was in the cafeteria, and everything was going on at the same time, and everyone showed no mercy (Except for Natalie and Chas. They're really good friends to have, don't you think?). They are really awesome, and I met them both in grade 1. That was the free life. Anyway, after the food fight, we went to visit Legoland once more. We saw even more stuff than ever before, and me and my friends (You should know them by now) went to get pasta, and it was the same as Big Dan's, I dropped a gold bar on the counter, and then we had ordered by 5:00. Then the Legoland had set up fireworks, and then they let them loose Friday night, and then my friends and I had set up a picnic blanket to watch the fireworks. Then shortly after that, we went back to the hotel. "Those fireworks were awesome!" I said out loud. I quickly changed into the whole thing and the bullies had rigged the fireworks to explode! But luckily, they didn't know that it was going to pick THEM up in the sky. Then the bullies got burned by the fireworks and they ran away, into the "Water Dunk" and I heard a splash. Then I went in their with Chas and Natalie, only to find that the bullies were dunked in the deepest part of the water dunk. Then me, Natalie, and Chas had a pretty good laugh. Then we went back to the hotel, and then the bullies did something sinister. They were going to egg me again, but this time, I was gone, and I forgot to put my wallet away before dinner. Then the bullies opened my wallet, and it had a S.P.T I.D card, and the bullies also pulled all my money out too. So they figured out I'm a spy. Great. Then I created a huge pasta flinger downstairs, and everyone was tangled in pasta. Then I threw them out into the store, and then they uncurled, only to find they were stuck in the LEGO friends section. The LEGO friend pieces spilled out, and a few of the boys had been actually kissing the LEGO friends. Then they tried to shake it off. "SCORE!" I cheered. Then the boys were really mad! They created a huge robot made of LEGO bricks. fortunately, the boys didn't think HOW to move it from place to place. It was basically just a plain weird statue. They tried to move, but then they had fallen over, so then they couldn't move, they were just stuck in a un-ventilated statue on the floor. They tried to get up, but then fortunately, they were held to the floor by the laws of gravity. They tried to take it apart, but they had forgotten, the eject button was broken. They stayed there until morning, where most of the remaining used a hacksaw to get them loose. We ended up using a jackhammer to get them loose. The bullies were afraid NOW, and then they ran into the fairytale ride into the west, and they had accidentally banged really hard into the ogre, and it began to fall, which made the bullies think that it was alive. They ran into the cave, only to bang into a genie, and IT began to fall, make the bullies think that the genie was alive too. Me, Natalie, and Chas watched happily as the bullies screamed, hit, and embarrassed themselves. One of the bullies were freaking out so much that he said:"I want my mommy! I want to go home! Wait, maybe this is a dream! Maybe I can wake up now!" And with that, he punched himself in the face. He said: "I want my mommy! Maybe this isn't a dream. Cause it's not." And with THAT, he had a so called "HUMAN OVERLOAD and then kept punching himself in the face. he eventually passed out, still hitting self in his dream. Then the ogre fell one him. Somehow, that bully managed to breathe. Then the other bully kept poking his butt on a sharp finger that the witch from Hansel and Gretel had in their story! He kept doing that repeatedly, and then the helpless bully passed out, and then he was pinned to a wall in the cave. A lot of people who came by took a lot of pictures because they all thought that the bully was part of the ride, and that was everyone's favorite ride that people kept coming to over and over again, because they thought that the bully was part of the ride. then when he woke up, he started freaking out, because he was right beside the genie, and he had an intense fear of genies, and that made it even more funnier to come back. Eventually, the owners of LEGOLAND ( which, of course, is S.P.T) had to break him loose after people in the tunnel were feeding him because he always said:" I'm hungry. " when people passed by. Then when we went back to the hotel, I figured out that the bullies had stolen my money! Those stink'n stealers! They were already fast asleep, and I wanted to kill them right then and there, but then I remembered i came from a christian school, ACCS (Alliston community christian school) and decided not to hurt him, for now... Then the next day was awesome. another visit to Legoland? AWESOME! Then the whole class went into the theatre to watch a special movie, THE LEGO MOVIE! Then after we watched it, we went to have some more fun. Apparently, it was Legoland's 20th anniversary! We all gathered around the main square, and then we had a huge inflatable slide, and a few other added stuff. Then we had to go to the water park and then a break had come, so everyone came out of the pool. Then we all had Popsicles, except for the bullies ( Who I had made them go into the "COOL POOL" And they were freezing! They were -40,0,000 below! They were practically frozen, as frozen as a golem in super freeze mode (No, really. I froze a rock golem from the waste-junk-lands and then I created the ultimate freeze machine and froze the over-hard golem). Then the bullies had to be thawed. Then the evil bullies ran into the mansion and came through the other side crying. Then we all went to an ITALIAN restaurant to eat lunch. Then we ate pasta, pizza, and a lot of stuff that started with "p". The bullies had been really hungry since the whole incident on the fairytale stuff (You know what I mean. Then the next thing we went to was totally weird. It was called the "Weird Ride" (Seems ironic) then it was a 3 year old ride with a weird thing called the thingaflinger, which is supposed to fling your cart (800 feet into the air) onto a different track. This is the awesome part. The thing has a drop, and it has been really far, really deep, and of course, really terrifying. Then the bullies were freaking out like crazy. Meanwhile, Me, Chas, and Natalie had been in my cart, having a really fun, wild time, as fun as it can be. Then the whole class were out of the cart, but my friends and I were still in our cart! The bullies had rigged the settings that it would keep going! Then me and Natalie flung into a cart int he pedal ride, and Natalie had almost fallen out. So then I had to catch her. After that, we had gone to dinner in the same Italian restaurant that we went to yesterday. Then we had gone back to the legoland hotel and had maybe had a food fight today, because there was food everywhere in the restaurant. The whole thing was tiring, and then we had to come back to sleep. Then after 14 days at legoland, we went back to my uncle's house, and we spent 6 days there, then the teacher said: "Time to go class! our flight is an Canada airlines, so..." Then one of my fellow classmates, Josh saw something, and then he said:" You mean that one? " Mrs.Rathboom turned around, and we all saw our flight take off. Then we stayed in California until October, and my birthday was passed in the trip (P.S, My birthday is September 30th). Then on the flight, I heard a thump on the roof. I opened a hatch and then looked onto the top. Then the bullies had been handling TNT on the roof, and apparently, they were going to blow up the plane, and use parachutes to go down. Then I punched the TNT off board and it exploded on the ground. Then the bullies had weapons, and then they almost punched me, but then a pure crystal beam 5.0 shot right at them , and there was Chas, in a iron man suit with his own money and nuke bomb, we had taken down the bullies, and then they were in the prison part of the airplane. Then the motor was broken, and I had to fix it. Then the evil bullies had started the motor again, and then I was spinning around really hard, and then I was flung to the ground, and luckily activated my pillow starter, but it only shot out some. I was hurt, but I didn't break any bones, luckily, and when the plane had landed, everyone had checked on me, and I was in a office. I was thrilled that the bullies had been doubly grounded and had been triple grounded for almost killing me. Then I had a big learning lesson, a big fight is worth for saving my own friends, and I decided that I decided to help my friends, no matter what peril it takes.